Winner of liar contest may be a liar

The winning entry in the Burlington Liars Club contest may have been the best, but it was not an original. David Milz, 49, was named the top liar of 2010 with this line: “I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.” Milz said he came up with it while joking around with colleagues. However, an online search turns up numerous instances where the line is attributed to comedian Steven Wright.

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