Morning Examiner: ‘Too fat to fight’

Army recruits have become so fat and unfit that they’ve had to water down basic training.

Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-Tex.: Yes, I broke the rules in diverting scholarships to my friends and family, but it was unintentional. Whoops!

Department of bad cliches and mixed metaphors: “He has come to symbolize a tension…

Alaska libertarians: No sore losers on our ticket.

Invest today in tomorrow’s apocalypse.

I always knew Jameson was good for me.

Drug Lord Barbie.

The downturn persists

Examiner analysis reveals that San Francisco’s economy has a long road to recovery

It’s the Year of the S.F. Recall — but who pays and who benefits politically?

Recalls may become more frequent and contribute to political destabilization

Local startup raises billions of dollars to reverse the aging process

Fountain of Youth firm will start with mice, is Jeff Bezos next?