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‘Too beautiful’ for justice

Well, it was bound to happen.

The Boston bombings suspect with the smoldering eyes, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, now has a legion of female fans who think he’s a hottie. The New York Post outlined the strange phenomenon that they are dubbing #FreeJahar Mania. (“Jahar” is his nickname.) “Yes I like Justin Bieber and i like Jahar but that has nothing to do with why i support him,” tweets a fan. “I know hes innocent, he is far too beautiful.”

A Facebook group set on exonerating the virile villain now has 6,000 followers. Erotic fan fiction has even been written. “I am going to make shorts that say #FreeJahar on my butt,” wrote one delusional girl on Instagram. But OMG girls, his dead brother was sooo much hotter. Epic fail.

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