Behold, the new Snooki!
Fox is claiming that the formerly brain-dead party girl is now a “health and parenting icon.” Better still, the whole dingbat thing was an act.
“What people may not have considered was that Snooki always was a mature, analytical individual who was just about giving the public what they expected of her so she could maintain the spotlight,” says TV agent Marc Marcuse.
Harvard University sociologist Dr. Hilary Levey Friedman ain’t buying it though.
“Overall, the message of Snooki’s ‘transformation’ sets up unrealistic expectations for young people: behave poorly—flashing your private parts and getting sick on national TV—but end up a multimillionaire,” she says.
Sounds good to us. What’s the problem?
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