The Welsh singer for the band Lostprophets was sentenced Wednesday to 29 years in prison for multiple sexual offenses involving children.

Ian Watkins denies being a pedophile, says Gawker, despite the fact that at least one act was caught on film, and authorities found child porn when they searched his property.

Before his sentencing, he told a female fan, “I’m going to put out a statement… just to say it was mega lolz… I don’t know what everyone is getting so freaked out about.”

Oh yeah? Well, enjoy your “lolz” while serving mega-time in the secure housing unit.

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Jennifer Lawrence told Barbara Walters, “It should be illegal to call someone fat on TV.”

Actress Tippi Hedren was awarded $1.5 million after a gallon of water fell on her head during a taping of the show “Fashion House.”

“Real Housewife” Brandi Glanville says she doesn’t want to go to rehab because “it doesn’t seem like it would be very fun.”

The man who adapted “The Walking Dead” for television is suing AMC for the “tens of millions” he says he is owed in profits.

Phil Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” told GQ homo- sexuality was “not logical,” comparing it to bestiality.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal (“Prisoners”) is 33.

TV host Alyssa Milano (“Project Runway”) is 41.

Model Tyson Beckford is 43.

Actor Ken Marino (“Burning Love”) is 45.

Actress Jennifer Beals (“Flashdance”) is 50.

Actor Mike Lookinland (“Brady Bunch”) is 53.

Actor Tim Reid (“WKRP in Cincinnati”) is 69.

Actress Cicely Tyson (“The Help”) is 80.

Singer “Little” Jimmy Dickens is 93.