Over the weekend, San Francisco radio stations KFOG (104.5 FM) and KOIT (96.5 FM) made national news by banning singer Lorde's hit “Royals” as the Giants and Kansas City Royals battle wage war at the World Series.
Now fans can still enjoy the tune, which was inspired by a 1976 photo of Royals Hall of Famer George Brett signing autographs, while pledging their allegiance to the Orange and Black.
By Tuesday morning, several “Royals” parodies ripping the Kansas City ballclub had popped up over the airwaves and online.
On KLLC (97.3 FM), the “Sarah and Vinnie” morning show got an early start Tuesday with its salvo, which proclaimed “we'll be crushing the Royals” and vowing to “sweep them all into the Bay.”
Meanwhile, the parody by modern-rock station KITS (105.3) hewed closely to the teen-diary angst of the original, telling the Royals, “If they look deep inside themselves, they all know it's the team by the Bay.”
But by far the greatest “Royals” parody was posted Monday night by a little girl under the YouTube handle Marina D Music. In less than 1½ minutes, she forecasts a victory, name-checks each of the players and even tries to find a rhyme for Travis Ishikawa (spoiler: it does not exist).
“It will always be tooorture, but we can count on Bochy, and baby we'll rule … 'cause this our destiny!” she trills adorably.
Meanwhile, Christian-rock artist and proud citizen of the “Show Me State” Matthew West recorded a pro-Royals “Royals” song, belting out “Royal-blue running through our veins,” which sounds like a horrifying medical issue and is considerably less adorable.
Vogue editor Anna Wintour dedicated an emotional tribute Tuesday to designer Oscar de la Renta, who died Monday at age 82; “His designs reflected his extraordinary personality: optimistic, fun, sunny, romantic,” she wrote on Vogue's website. … Texas filmmaker L.M. Kit Carson, grandson and namesake of the famous frontiersman and mentor to director Wes Anderson, died Monday at age 73.
Musician Zac Hanson of Hanson is 29. … Director Spike Jonze (“Her”) is 45. … Singer Shelby Lynne is 46. … Singer John Wesley Harding is 49. … Olympic gold medal figure skater Brian Boitano is 51. … Actor Bob Odenkirk (“Breaking Bad”) is 52. … Actor Luis Guzman (“Boogie Nights”) is 57. … Actor Jeff Goldblum (“Grand Budapest Hotel”) is 62. … Actress Catherine Deneuve (“The Umbrellas of Cherbourg”) is 71. … Actor Christopher Lloyd (“Back to the Future”) is 76. … Black Panthers co-founder Bobby Seale is 78.
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