After lying low for months, cuckolded Robert Pattinson and his cheating girlfriend Kristen Stewart are back in the Coven O’ Lovin’, if People Magazine is to be believed.
No, really, this time they are, like, totally back together. They have been seen holding hands and cuddling. She has been avoiding the company of all British males and she won’t even order ice tea at a restaurant for fear of dredging up associations with England’s favorite beverage. OK, we made that last part up.
But Stewart has put enough “ulp!” in mea culpa by now, hasn’t she? We wish them well.