Kardashians celebrate Christmas early

Three words to shake the nation: Kardashian Christmas special.

According to the Huffington Post, the special episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” will not feature yuletide greetings from Lamar Odom, which is a shame because Lamar could have provided the “snow,” but it will feature an awkward soon-to-split Kris and Bruce Jenner.

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Miley Cyrus said she feels like she’s “one of the biggest feminists in the world.”

Convicted of stalking and harassing Alec Baldwin, Genevieve Sabourin was sentenced to 210 days in jail.

Justin Bieber is in deep doo-doo for using an Argentinian flag tossed onstage as a mop – desecrating the flag there is a crime punishable by as much as four years in prison.

Mariah Carey says her time as a judge on “American Idol” was “like working in hell with Satan.”

Shirley Mitchell, the last remaining member of the “I Love Lucy” cast (who played Lucy Ricardo’s friend), died at age 94.

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Rapper E-40 is 46.

Singer Anni-Frid Lyngstad of ABBA is 68.

Singer Petula Clark is 80.

Actor Ed Asner (“Up”) is 84.

Judge Joseph Wapner (“The People’s Court”) is 94.

Niners face tough road through NFL playoffs. Next stop Green Bay

Kickoff temperature expected to be 13 degrees, and dropping fast

Landscape photos with multiple signifiers at Haines and Thacher Galleries

The pieces in “Ice” and “Elemental Exposures” represent experimentations with the process itself

Saved! Community rallies to rescue City College’s Cantonese classes

‘We need to stop Asian hate and make sure the Chinese community has access to bilingual services’