The Sun reports that Kristen Stewart has been romancing “Boardwalk Empire” hottie Michael Pitt. (If you squint your eyes you can sort of see a debauched Robert Pattinson.)

The pair allegedly met up at Paris Fashion Week, where they “hit it off” because they both “hate the spotlight” and are “bookworm types.”

There are a few problems with this story though, and one of them is that Pitt has had a steady girlfriend, fashion model Jame Bouchert, for 10 years (as if that’s an impediment for K-Stew) and she was reportedly walking the runway that weekend. Some outlets say Pitt is even engaged to Bouchert.

We will keep you posted on further developments!