TMZ put up a video of a slurring, teetering Josh Brolin getting into a scuffle with a bouncer in Santa Monica and, soon after, another video of him getting into a verbal altercation with a taxi driver at a Del Taco drive-thru.
See? Even the rich and famous need cheap carb fixes after a night of serious partying.
In the fast-food scene, Brolin — who allegedly rear-ended the cab — gets into the face of the man with obscenities over some scratches on a vehicle, then hurls the ultimate insult: “You suck as a cabdriver.” Low blow! Brolin, sadly, is no stranger to public intoxication, seeing as he was arrested for it in January.