Getty Images file photoUndead hottie Robert Pattinson

Dusk for ’Twilight’ couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

OK, this time it’s official: “Twilight” hotties Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have split up.

There’s a delicious irony that the vampire couple’s relationship is constantly killed and then resurrected, but this time it seems to be totally over for good — as in wooden stake through the heart, head cut off, reduced to vapor,
etc.

A source gave People magazine the grave news, citing the fact that Pattinson never showed up to a birthday party that Stewart had planned for him. They seemed to be doing OK earlier in the month when they both hit the Met Gala in New York, and last month they snuggled at Coachella, but once your girlfriend cheats on you with her director, it’s hard to reverse that curse.

The same People source said it would not be surprising if the pair got back together again. Hey, look how many times Angel died on “Buffy” and then came back. It can happen.

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