Does Prince Harry have a new sweetheart?

Has Prince Harry left Chelsy Davy for good — and for a new gal pal? Though the U.K.’s spare heir brought his on-off girlfriend to big bro William’s wedding, there are whispers that he’s found a new companion in Florence Brudenell-Bruce, a British lingerie model. (What, you were expecting a molecular biologist?)

A source told the U.K.’s Sun the pair are “an item. She is a lot of fun, blond and very good-looking. Harry really likes her.”

Asked by the paper about her reputed royal romance, Flo reportedly said, “There’s not much to say.” Mm-hmm.

Man, Harry has it so much easier than William! Duchess Catherine was a wonderfully royal-family-worthy find, but little brother doesn’t have to vet his hookups with the whole world!

A-Rod: Uptown Girl?

Is Alex Rodriguez making it his personal mission to hook up with every hot blonde in Hollywood? The Yankees slugger, who has been linked to Cameron Diaz for more than a year despite rumors they’re on and off, was allegedly chatting up Christie Brinkley, his guest at a Yanks home game, last week.

“He told her he was ‘unattached,’” a source told the New York Daily News.

An insider maintained that the model, now starring on Broadway in “Chicago,” and the athlete “are strictly friends.”

“He has people join him at the game all the time,” the A-Rod source said.

Indeed, another source said he and Cam “looked cozy” at a Hamptons Fourth of July party and “were together nearly the whole time.”

Still, maybe the “Bad Teacher” star should have someone keep an eye on her man when she’s not around.

Roast Beef

One person who isn’t looking forward to Charlie Sheen being roasted on Comedy Central: ex-wife Brooke Mueller. The mom of twins Bob and Max has reportedly threatened legal action if her name comes up at the raunchy-humor fest.

Brooke, who has lately appeared on “The World According to Paris,” wants her name “completely off-limits,” TMZ sources said. Per the terms of their divorce settlement, Charlie is forbidden from publicly discussing Brooke’s (do we have to say “alleged”?) drug problems, and her pals warn, “He better not go there.”

Brooke is said to be considering firing off a letter to the network. However, a Comedy Central rep said, “Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off-limits in this roast, which scares even us.” Us too!

Elton John: Wrong Wedding Drop-In?

Imagine Elton John arriving at your wedding as an uninvited guest — via helicopter, no less! Page Six reported the music legend and partner David Furnish chartered a chopper to Lily Allen’s June nuptials in Gloucestershire, England — only to arrive at another wedding and take off again.

Per his rep, “From what I can find out, this story isn’t true.”

But it’s funny!

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