Britney Spears finds herself a ‘meek and humble’ boy from Virginia

We know you are just dying to know who Britney Spears’ new boyfriend is, so wait no more. His name is David Lucado and he’s that same low-grade beefcake that we have come to expect from her.

According to Us magazine, he’s from Virginia and is a “car restorer.” He goes to tanning salons, eats lunch and plays golf too. Juicy! The website Heavy says he is “meek and humble,” is an associate at a law firm and has been a bartender.

“He’s a good boy and he’s from a good family,” Us reported. Oh dear, this will never do.

Quick Takes

  • Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have reconciled and are back together.
  • Rapper Tone-Loc collapsed on stage in Iowa for undisclosed reasons.
  • Bret Michaels has reportedly turned down an offer to host the Chippendales review in Vegas.
  • Jackson family matriarch Katherine Jackson and Michael Jackson’s three children have filed a $40 billion wrongful death lawsuit against AEG Live.
  • Madonna wore a Boy Scout uniform and dissed the organization at this year’s GLAAD Awards.
  • Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have reportedly split.

Celebrity Birthdays

  • Actress Madeline Carroll (“Mr. Popper’s Penguins”) is 17.
  • Actress Lily Collins (“Mirror Mirror”) is 24.
  • Actress Sophia Myles (“Moonlight”) is 33.
  • Danneel Ackles (“One Tree Hill”) is 34.
  • Musician Adam Levine of Maroon 5 is 34.
  • Comedian Dane Cook is 41. 
  • Entertainer Queen Latifah is 43.
  • Actress Vanessa Williams (“666 Park Avenue”) is 50.
  • Singer Irene Cara is 54.
  • Singer Charley Pride is 75.
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