Brangelina threatened by mystery woman?

Heeere we go again with the weekly Brangelina split scuttlebutt! The latest: OK! magazine is determined to convince us that an assistant on Brad Pitt’s current Malta film shoot is a threat to Angelina Jolie. “ANGIE CAN’T TAKE IT!” the tab’s cover blares.

“They’re always hanging out during filming and laughing,” a source says of the so-called mystery woman.

“Actually, that’s how she managed to get close to him. She seems like she has a great sense of humor.”

And evidently they’re already pretty tight, if you believe the tab.

“He’s sort of like a beautiful woman, always suspicious of people’s motives,” notes the source. “So he wouldn’t let someone get close to him unless he trusted her.”

“This girl is a knockout and it looks like she and Brad are getting closer by the minute,” declares the source. “He always seems happier when she’s around. After all — if you’re spending 15 hours a day with someone, you are bound to get close to them. It’s getting stronger, for sure.”

What exactly is getting stronger here? Judging from the pictures in the OK! gallery, all we see is two people working on a film shoot.


Fake Crystal?

Hugh Hefner has tweeted his objection to ex-fiancee Crystal Harris’ claims that their romantic life was less than stellar.

“Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why,” the Playboy mogul avowed (though the post was later deleted). “Maybe a new boyfriend?”

The Bunny has been linked to Dr. Phil’s son, Jay McGraw, though she denies a romance.

“Crystal convinced me that she adored me,” Hef said. “That was the first lie.”

Oh, please. Like they both weren’t in on this whole plan? We’re skeptical.

Goddess tension

So it turns out Charlie Sheen and his two “goddesses” weren’t the big, happy, functional family unit they purported to be during their cohabitation. We are shocked, simply shocked!

Now that both she and Natalie Kenly have moved out of the tiger-blood-fueled actor’s pad, Bree Olsen has broken her silence about the living arrangement and the drama it created.

The adult star revealed to “Good Morning America” that she didn’t even know she had competition — company? — until she was on her way to move in.

“On the ride over there, his assistant, Rick, says, ‘You know about, did Charlie tell you about Natty?’” Bree recalled. “And I was like, ‘Who?’ And he was like, ‘Oh.’ And then I get to the house and there she is, standing in the kitchen. And she did not look too happy to see me there with my bags.”

While the former “Two and a Half Men” star was presumably fine with having two gal pals, for the women, “it was like you could cut the air with a knife sometimes,” she said. “I felt like I couldn’t show Charlie the affection and the love that I wanted to show him, because of how she would react.

“I think she was trying to convince herself that it was great,” Bree reflected. “But, I mean, she was crying, like, every day. She was really upset about it.”

Um. Ladies. You realize you could have just left on day one, right? What took you so long?

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