The Jonas Brothers are reportedly teetering on the edge of a devastating breakup, for the three of you who knew they are, in fact, still together and touring.

According to People, a “deep rift in the band” has forced them to cancel their entire 19-date tour due to “creative differences.”

Obviously Nick Jonas wants the group to go in a more black-metal direction, while Joe Jonas prefers baroque harpsichord fugues. Donny and Marie Osmond made their clashing love of country and rock ’n’ roll work, why can’t these guys?