Are Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux trying to become parents?

Here we go again! Jennifer Aniston is allegedly moving so fast with new beau Justin Theroux that they are already trying to have a baby.

Us magazine claimed the former “Friends” star and her screenwriter squeeze are both eager to become parents.

“They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family,” a source allegedly told the tabloid. “She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.”

“They both want it to happen soon,” another insider said.

The pair have only been dating for a few months, and Justin was in a 14-year relationship before that. But the baby buzz comes on the heels of talk that they are already house-hunting and talking engagement.

“They are moving quickly, but they know the feelings they have about [each other] are different from past romances,” one source said. Yet another added the obligatory comment, “Jen hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad.”

During the couple’s romantic vacation in Hawaii, the actress supposedly took steps to prepare her body to conceive, such as doing 45 minutes of yoga daily and hiring a private chef.

“She’s detoxifying,” a source there said.

Oh, please! When does Jennifer Aniston ever not do yoga daily and have a private chef?

Britney: Incommunicado?

Is Britney Spears really still on such a short leash that she’s not permitted to have a cellphone? The “Femme Fatale” performer’s camp has allegedly banned her from carrying one, in order to avoid potential scandals.

“Britney’s inner circle keeps a close eye on her to ensure she keeps herself together,” a source told the U.K.’s Sun. “One of the rules is she gave up her cellphone. That helps them keep her under control.”

What exactly does “under control” mean? Well, the singer has been accused of sending unwelcome nude photos of herself to a former bodyguard who is now suing her. So there’s that.

‘Bachelorette’ beau?

Jennifer Love Hewitt has allegedly met a new man — in a very 21st-century way. According to reports, a reality TV show and Twitter were factors in the actress’s hookup with her latest dude.

After the former “Ghost Whisperer” star tweeted that she was crushing on “Bachelorette” also-ran Ben Flajnik, the pair are said to have connected for a romantic outing Aug. 6.

“It seemed like a first date, but he wasn’t overly affectionate,” an observer told Us magazine. However, she was apparently rather forward: “As the bar started to close, she grabbed his hand and marched outside,” the source said. But Ben denied the report via — what else? — Twitter when he announced last week, “Dear Rumor Mill, I am not dating anyone. Far too busy with work right now … to even think about it.”
According to other rumors, Ben is being considered as the next “Bachelor,” so maybe that’s why he’s distancing himself from J.Love. Hmmm …

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