If only someone had made “American Idol” sign a do not resuscitate order!
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This probably won’t come as much of a surprise, but TV psychic Sylvia Browne was dead wrong when it came to predicting the fate of Amanda Berry, one of the young women taken captive in Cleveland.
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Liam Hemsworth’s brothers staged an “intervention” to get him to dump his fiancee, Miley Cyrus, Us Weekly magazine reports.
If it went anything like the TV show, they told him that they “loved him very much but felt like they were losing him,” right after they showed collages of him in happier days before he shacked up with the half-naked former “Hannah Montana” star.
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The singer for the Grammy-nominated band As I Lay Dying has been arrested in a murder-for-hire scheme to allegedly off his wife, the Los Angeles Times reports.
Tim Lambesis was busted in a sting carried out by undercover officers, but he’s obviously never watched true crime on A&E because if he had, he would know that stuff like that never works out.
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Red Rocker Sammy Hagar has won a defamation suit that a former Playboy Bunny brought against him.
The woman, known as “Jane Doe,” accused Hagar of impregnating her in the 1980s, though she says the baby died soon after it was born.
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Former child star Wade Robson is blaming repressed memories on why he is now coming forward with molestation claims against the late Michael Jackson.
Details of the alleged abuse are sealed, but accusations of gold-digging are of course coming up--especially from lawyers for the Jackson estate.
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Lauryn Hill is going to prison for tax evasion after jilting Uncle Sam for more than a decade.
“I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them,” she told the judge. “I had an economic system imposed on me.”
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It’s hard to think of a worse person for troubled actor Macaulay Culkin to hang out with than Babyshambles wastrel Pete Doherty, but it seems he has moved to Paris to be nearer to his pal.
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“Girls Gone Wild” d-bag Joe Francis has found himself in more trouble. TMZ reports that the smarmy mogul has been convicted of assault after attacking a woman in his Hollywood mansion in 2011.
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A British actor says he is the father of Michael Jackson’s kids, and he’s willing to take a DNA test to prove it.
Mark Lester was in “Oliver!” as a child and is the official godfather of Jackson’s children. He told the UK’s Daily Mirror that he donated sperm a year before any of the kids were born, though he only seems to resemble two of them--Paris and Prince Michael. (Blanket actually kind of looks like Michael Jackson!)
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Patrick Schwarzenegger took out a fatwa on a DJ on Saturday night, saying he would “beat the f*** out of” him after he was tossed from L.A.’s Sayers Club.
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By the time the ink dries on this they will probably be back together, but Chris Brown has confirmed his split with Rihanna, aka “Shawty.”
“I’m gonna do it solo,” he told an Australian radio station. “At the end of the day, Shawty doing her own thing.”
In a story in The Sun, Brown alternated between sounding mature and sounding like his old, feckless self.
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Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey is so excited about his new Vine app for video sharing that he has selflessly used his own face as a model.
To pimp out Vine’s new front-facing capability, the young upstart has been broadcasting his own visage—well, half of it--as he just sort of stands at various San Francisco locations and stares at the camera. He’s always in sunglasses and sometimes has a toothpick hanging out of his mouth, which is the maverick, Silicon Valley metrosexual equivalent of a pinkie ring.
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“Celebrity Rehab” star Dr. Drew Pinsky says he’s throwing in the towel on the controversial show. There’s no doubt that it was exploitative, despite his best intentions, but Pinsky says he’s tired of taking all the heat” for every death, especially when loss of life unfortunately goes with the territory. CBS News reports that after Mindy McCready died by suicide in February — the fifth person on the show to die — Pinksy said he’d had enough of the attacks.
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Former Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant is the latest celeb to file a restraining order against a nutty fan. TMZ reports that a woman who claims to have been in a relationship with the dude for more than three years has not taken the news that he’s dating singer Patty Griffin very well. “Your betrayal with another woman still stabs my mind,” she allegedly said in a message to him. “I’m telling you that rotten crotch is ruining you.”
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