Seth McFarlane might have been a sucky Oscars host, but it’s not like he writes all the jokes. Jesse Joyce scribes a large bulk of them and has made a tradition out of tweeting the ones the Academy rejected:
“Brokeback was abt gay lovers & in Life of Pi Ang champions the lesbian cause b/c the main character’s afraid of dying alone w/ a cat.” Read More
Rumors continue to swirl around the possible royal zygote of Kate Middleton and Prince William.
This time it really seems like she could be pregnant … right? At least, that’s what her “good friend” Jessica Hay told the Australian tabloid New Idea, assuring everyone that the joyous announcement will be made next month. Hay also publicly predicted the pair’s marriage, but granted, that didn’t take E.S.P. to deduce; even ESPN could’ve seen that one coming. Read More