The ever-hilarious Iowa Hawk serves up a 2010 version of Shakespeare's famous Saint Crispin's Day oration, with Barack Obama playing the part of Henry V:
For he to-day that sheds his approval ratings with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er entangled in scandals so vile,
This day shall gentle his legacy;
And squishy Dems from swing states now in flight↓ Continue Reading Below
Shall think themselves accurs'd they chickened out,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That voted with us upon Reconciliation day.
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