A-Rod who? Kate Hudson has apparently moved on to a new man — and we mean moving fast. On Sunday night, the actress made no attempt to hide the fact that she went on a romantic dinner with Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy in Paris.
The night before, Kate had attended the rocker’s concert. And earlier Sunday, the pair were spotted sightseeing in the City of Lights.
“They seemed very much a couple,” an onlooker told People magazine, “just walking together, enjoying the sunshine.” They lunched together at a brasserie, leaving via the back entrance to dodge waiting paparazzi.
But by dinner, they appeared to have shed their inhibitions. Photogs snapped Kate leaving Chez L’Ami Louis restaurant — where they had been dining with Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper until after midnight — and climbing into a car with Matthew.
Well, playing the role of “band candy” worked for Kate in “Almost Famous,” and it worked with ex-hubby Chris Robinson (for a while, at least). Maybe being a rocker’s plus-one is her romantic destiny.
Since Lindsay Lohan’s “exhausted” assistant quit, the starlet is on her own, and friends (the few she has left) told TMZ they’re worried about her handling her own affairs. After just a few months, sources said, a girl named Eleonore decided on Friday that she had “had enough of Lindsay’s demands,” which included staying with her for days and taking the fall for the actress’s many trials and tribulations.
And since the job of propping LiLo up is about as desirable as that of mall security guard during a Justin Bieber appearance — not to mention that she doesn’t pay well — the “Mean Girls” star may have trouble finding a replacement.
But flying solo could be disastrous for Lindsay, sources said, since she’s incapable of sticking to a schedule and needs someone to make sure she fulfills commitments (especially the court-ordered ones).
And even if Lindsay does remember when she’s due to appear at her alcohol-education classes, she’ll have a hard time getting there, as she’s legally barred from driving. (And we can’t really picture La Linds taking the bus.)
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Could Jamie Spears please take over Lindsay’s life? He’s done wonders with Britney!
And speaking of Britney Spears: Recently, Scoop! told you about a tabloid report claiming that beau Jason Trawick was straying, and telling the other woman that his relationship with the pop star is a sham. Now comes a report that, indeed, it is.
An X17 photographer tailing the couple on a purportedly romantic getaway to Santa Barbara said, “Britney and Jason are totally fake. Jason is like Britney’s assistant. They never hold hands unless the cameras are around. This trip seems like an attempt for Jason to salvage whatever type of relationship these two have with each other because everyone’s reporting that they’ve broken up. Thing is … they were never really together!”
What’s the point of making up a faux romance?
You’d think that if somebody stole your Mercedes and it ended up at the bottom of a ravine, you would stop leaving the keys in the car.
But it was deja vu all over again when a second Mercedes-Benz belonging to Charlie Sheen ended up at the bottom of a ravine, four months after the first occurrence.
And yes, he’d left the keys in the car. Well, Charlie’s not exactly known for learning from his mistakes, is he?
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at firstname.lastname@example.org.