Remember when we reported about Facebook mogul Sean Parker’s ridiculously lavish wedding that allegedly damaged Big Sur’s redwoods eco-structure? Well, he wants us to know that the whole thing has ruined his life.
“My wife and I should be happy right now,” the told the U.K.’s Guardian. “Instead we are being spat upon by complete strangers while walking together in the street, cursed at by a waiter … and told by complete strangers that we should get our divorce papers ready.”
Though Parker settled with the California Coastal Commission, he insists that most of the damage occurred before he even got there, and the chief of enforcement for the agency even admits that if they believed that “the wedding itself was going to cause more harm to the forest, we would have stopped it.”
Still, dude … just say you are sorry. No one likes a whiny billionaire.
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