Lindsay Lohan — who’s probably in front of a judge as you read this — blames her dad for her current problems. After a lost passport delayed her return to Los Angeles from Cannes, France, for a mandatory probation-progress hearing, the actress told Us magazine that “I always said my father had someone [take] it.”
OK, LiLo. Considering Michael Lohan has been vocal about wanting to get his estranged daughter into rehab, perhaps that’s possible. But the judge’s likely order for her to undergo mandatory random drug testing and wear an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet may not have the intended effect. Pals told TMZ they don’t think Lindsay can refrain from using substances on a recreational basis.
“She can’t make it through a day without it,” one friend said. “She’s a mess.” And if she slips up, she could land in jail.
We’re getting a bad feeling that this whole situation is going to get worse.
Looks like Sienna Miller’s relationship with Jude Law is every bit as stormy the second time around. The lovers, reunited after infidelity destroyed their engagement four years ago, have been the picture of happiness until now. But last week, they had a very public blowout at a private club in London.
“They had this blazing row in front of everyone, and Sienna walked out,” a source told the U.K.’s Daily Mail. “As soon as she left, Jude started blatantly chatting up another girl in the club at the bar. Then, after a while, Sienna came back. You should have seen her face when she saw Jude and this other girl.”
However, the drama died down as suddenly as it began, the observer said.
After Megan Fox badmouthed “Transformers” director Michael Bay to the press, it was probably no shock that she got bumped from the cast of “Transformers 3.” But sources say it wasn’t the only reason the “Jennifer’s Body” star got canned.
“Bay was on record saying she would be in the film even after she made those comments,” an insider told the New York Post. “She also got into an argument with a [director of photography] while doing some preliminary work in Los Angeles earlier in May, which pushed things over the edge.”
However, another source said it was Megan who jumped ship: “She made the decision not to do the project. Bay’s just trying to spin it.”
Kevin Jonas and his new wife, Danielle, are already sleeping in separate bedrooms, just months after their December wedding. But that doesn’t mean the romance is already gone — it’s just that the Jonas Brother’s bride was unfamiliar with his noisy nocturnal habits.
“Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” an insider told In Touch magazine. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.
“They are still crazy about each other. But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends.”
Guess this proves those purity rings were the real deal.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at firstname.lastname@example.org.