Has Lindsay Lohan already fallen off the wagon? Witnesses at an MTV Movie Awards after-party claim to have seen her alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet going wild — and now a judge wants to see a report.
Around 1 a.m. Monday, “all of a sudden, her ankle bracelet started flashing furiously — bright red, fast flashes — right through her boot!” an onlooker told Star magazine. “I couldn’t hear anything, like if there was an alarm that went off as well, but you could definitely see the flashes.”
However, the starlet, at a bash hosted by Katy Perry, “wasn’t drinking or doing drugs that I saw,” the observer said. “She didn’t seem fazed whatsoever. I mean, it was very obvious. But she was just hanging out, standing right in front of me, acting like it was totally fine.”
LiLo’s own explanation as to why she was so blasé? She said it wasn’t her alcohol monitor, but simply a different accessory — that happened to be on her ankle, and happened to light up.
“Haha! Last night my friend Johnny put a light-up bracelet on my boots and someone asked me if my SCRAM was lighting up RED,” the starlet tweeted later Monday.
But that doesn’t mean she’ll get off scot-free. A judge said Tuesday that Lohan has violated the terms of her bail, and she has set new bail for the actress at $200,000, according to the AP.
Insiders say the anklet may have malfunctioned, but it’s not likely.
Charlie Sheen was expected to enter jail Monday evening after getting a judge’s approval on a plea deal. But the “Two and a Half Men” star is a free man — for now — after balking at the nonsmoking policy of his work-release program.
The actor’s cushy assignment to volunteer at the Aspen Theatre during his 30-day sentence is now up in the air, the Aspen Times reported, since the jail forbids “possession of smoking products, cigarette lighters and matches” during community service.
“The whole thing hinged on his ability to smoke,” an insider said of the breakdown of attorney talks.
In requesting more time to negotiate “finer points,” the district attorney said only that the deal had “hit a snag.” A new hearing has been scheduled for July 12.
Seriously, Charlie? You’re all set to get off with a relative slap on the wrist for threatening to kill your wife, and then you nix the deal over cigarettes? Dude, buy some Nicorette and get over yourself!
In case the massive oil spill and the volcanic-ash cloud didn’t convince you that there might be something to that whole 2012 end-of-days prediction, well, this breaking news should have you scanning the horizon for horsemen: The Hilton sisters have joined forces with the “Jersey Shore” chicks.
When Paris and Nicky met Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “J-Woww” Farley at MTV’s Movie Awards on Sunday night, the connection was evidently instantaneous. The California blondes and the brunette “Guidettes” hit Katy Perry’s after-party (yes, the same one where Lindsay Lohan set off alarm bells, literally), where they partied in old-school Hilton-sister style.
“Paris, Nicky, Snooki and J-Woww were all dancing on the banquette and fist-pumping to the music,” a source told Page Six. “They had a wild night downing shots and giggling. At about 2 a.m., they were so hungry they made the restaurant reopen their taco stand. They all swapped numbers, and Snooki was overheard inviting Paris to the shore this summer.”
God help us. God help us all.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at firstname.lastname@example.org.