Today’s big celeb-couple question: Will they divorce or won’t they? No, we’re not talking about Tiger Woods (for once), we’re talking about Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller, who are the subject of split speculation.
Despite reports that they are seeking to reconcile after the Christmas Day incident that landed Charlie in jail, a source told Radar Online that Brooke plans to leave him once the matter has been settled in court.
“Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now,” the insider said of the mom of twin infants, who’s undergoing rehab treatment and allegedly has been treated for alcohol and drug addiction before. “She’s worried, though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation.”
However, TMZ’s sources maintain that Brooke is “committed to her marriage” — as long as her husband works on staying sober — but, per his camp, “she is the problem.”
Though she said, “I love Charlie to death,” according to the paparazzi site’s informants, “it’s Brooke’s craziness that is fueling all of this” drama, and she’s the one who is a “bad influence” on her hubby.
Come again? Someone being a bad influence on Charlie Sheen? Yeah, we’re not buying that.
That mysterious shiver that ran down your spine? Most likely, it was caused by the cosmic disturbance when Amy Winehouse locked lips with former hubby Blake Fielder-Civil. Yup, they’re back on.
Despite having gone through a divorce amid infidelity accusations, the couple looked cozy together at a London tapas bar. Photographers caught Blake planting a serious smooch on his former wife’s lips.
Rehabbed ex-con Blake only had 90 minutes to spend away from home per a court order, but “they’re in love and took advantage of every second,” a source told the U.K.’s Sun.
How, uh, romantic.
Jessica Simpson has remained mostly mum since John Mayer referred to her as “sexual napalm” in Playboy magazine — and likened her, ahem, feminine wiles to crack cocaine. But in front of the ultimate female support group — Oprah Winfrey and her studio audience — the pop singer admitted she’s “angry” her ex felt the need to kiss and tell.
“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed,” the “Dukes of Hazzard” star said, before adding, “I mean, I guess it could have been a lot worse. My phone is ringing off the hook, I have to say.”
Well played, girl!
Meanwhile, despite publicly acting contrite, aforementioned cad John Mayer doesn’t seem to have learned his lesson at all. At NYC’s La Esquina last weekend, “He was drinking and saying vulgar things to the girls at the bar,” a mole told the New York Daily News.
One brunette “thought he was being really disrespectful,” the source said. “She definitely didn’t go home with that sleaze.”
Dude, when you get downgraded from “douche” to “sleaze,” it’s time to take a good look in the mirror.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at email@example.com.