Run on David Hasselhoff signs becoming violent 

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  • Actor David Hasselhoff attends the 'Chasing The Hill' reception held at the Pacific Mariners Yacht Club on June 12, 2013 in Marina del Rey, California.

Fun fact: More than 550 signs featuring David Hasselhoff advertising iced coffee have been stolen from various convenience stores in several states.

This is either some grand performance art scheme or someone really, really needs to get a life. Third option: German tourists? Anyway, according to CNBC, the most recent theft unfortunately left a store clerk in Connecticut critically injured after the getaway vehicle “struck and dragged” him.

The signs are indeed pretty amazing, and the pursuit of them is definitely worth risking life and limb. They show a tank-topped Hasselhoff with a devil-may-care look on his face, caressing a refreshing beverage cup with the word, “Thirsty?” in bold. Definitely grounds for hassling the Hoff.

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A photo of Kimye’s daughter, North West, will make its first public appearance Friday on the TV show hosted by Kim’s mother, Kris Jenner.

“Breaking Bad” star Jonathan Banks, who played Mike Ehrmantraut, will be joining the cast of “Community” for Season 5.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Actress Kristen Wiig (“Bridesmaids”) is 40.

Actor Richard Armitage (“The Hobbit”) is 42.

TV chef Giada De Laurentiis is 43.

Actor Ty Burrell (“Modern Family”) is 46.

Singer-songwriter Tori Amos is 50.

Roland Orzabal of Tears For Fears is 52.

Actress Cindy Williams (“Laverne & Shirley”) is 66.

TV writer David Chase (“The Sopranos”) is 68.

Journalist Steve Kroft (“60 Minutes”) is 68.

Actress Valerie Harper (“Rhoda”) is 74.

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