The current OK! cover trumpets, “It’s Official: Angelina’s Pregnant!” Needless to say, it is not official, and Angelina Jolie is probably not pregnant. But the tabloid claims the actress is telling pals she can’t wait to become a mother for the seventh(!) time.
“She’s almost three months along,” a source allegedly declared. “It’s not something she wants to officially announce, but she’s at a point where she is telling a select group of people.”
“Angelina is really savoring every moment,” added another source. “She’s having a tough time with morning sickness, but says it’s all worth it.”
Uh … did anyone else see Angelina at the Oscars? The buzz was all about how she looked scary-skinny — decidedly not the appearance of a woman who is almost three months pregnant.
Since moving into a fantasy mansion that used to be a convent, Adele is reportedly afraid to sleep there alone … because she believes it’s haunted.
“Adele was so excited to be renting such a lavish property, but it has not turned out as happily as it should have,” a source told the U.K.’s Sun. “She is convinced it is haunted. She knows about its religious history — and it’s a big place to be in on your own in the dead of night.”
The singer is said to be retaining round-the-clock security so she won’t have to be on her own at the posh spread.
“I’m not rattling around here on my own,” the “Someone Like You” singer is said to have told a friend. “It gives me the creeps.”
Maybe instead of paying for security, Adele should just sell the place and downsize. Why does one person need a 25-acre estate, anyway?
Lady Gaga is known for wearing a meat dress, but she also knows a thing or two about meatballs. The singer surprised patrons at her family’s new Italian restaurant in New York on March 1, Life&Style reports — and she had some comments for the chefs.
“I was so surprised to see her!” a customer at Joanne Trattoria said. “She wasn’t just sitting down, she was really taking charge of the place and making her presence known.”
The “Born This Way” star seemed very much at home, added the diner: “She thanked people for coming in and even pointed out pictures of her family on the walls to one table.”
And apparently, she had feedback on the menu.
“The meatballs were excellent and served just like they are in Italy, well-done!” Gaga informed the cooks, according to eavesdroppers. “The broccoli, while I enjoyed it, could actually afford to be a little more bland. It has so much flavor on its own. We don’t want to mask it. The calamari, it was perfection.”
Funny, we can picture Gaga wearing a hat designed to look like calamari, but we can’t picture her actually eating calamari.