OK, maybe if someone had said that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were a phony couple, we could believe it, but Taylor Swift and Harry Styles?
Hollywood Life is reporting that a new tell-all by Louisa Jepson on Styles’ group One Direction makes the assertion that the romance was all a publicity stunt to get more attention for the British boy band.
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Thank heaven for the One Million Moms, because they are finally putting their evangelical foot down on that perverted talking pig in the new Geico commercials.
According to the New York Daily News, the latest one has the porker parked in a car with a woman and they have run out of gas.
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Attention 10-year-olds: Before you steal your parents’ credit card and buy a ticket online to see One Direction play the Concord Pavilion, make sure the show actually exists.
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Seth McFarlane might have been a sucky Oscars host, but it’s not like he writes all the jokes. Jesse Joyce scribes a large bulk of them and has made a tradition out of tweeting the ones the Academy rejected:
“Brokeback was abt gay lovers & in Life of Pi Ang champions the lesbian cause b/c the main character’s afraid of dying alone w/ a cat.”
“Zero Dark Thirty filmed in India-Locals were mad it was used to represent Pakistan & that Bin Laden didnt have a 20 min dance number."
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And speaking of racial profiling: In honor of Black History Month, Ted Nugent will be embarking on what he’s calling the “Black Power 2013” tour (no, this is not an Onion piece).
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MC Hammer was arrested in Dublin on Thursday for allegedly “obstructing an officer,” but he claims it was a clear-cut case of racial profiling.
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Alec Baldwin has pissed off more than just a photographer this week. That’s right, he dared go toe-to-toe with the eccentric Shia LaBeouf. The younger actor pulled out of their upcoming Broadway play “Orphans” over what Fox News reports as personal “differences.”
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Remember hunky Jason Patrick from “Lost Boys?” Well, here’s a bizarre story about him. According to TMZ, after breaking up with his longtime partner Danielle Schreiber in 2009, the pair made a weird deal where instead of money, he gave her some of his sperm to artificially inseminate herself within that same year (you hate the guy enough that you can’t even do it naturally, but you still want to have his child?).
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Prince William’s brother, Harry, is quite the playboy, but lately he’s been seen more than once with the same girl. According to the New York Post, Harry is dating Cressida Bonas, a filly of fine pedigree who is a dancer and, we are guessing, has a large collection of designer handbags.
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Donald Trump appears to be taking the Scientology route by suing the living crap out of anyone who disses him. This time it’s the man behind the petition asking to have Trump’s line of menswear pulled from Macy’s.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Trump is threatening to sue for $25 million in damages if the protest continues. Hmm … maybe someone who wants to be president should re-acquaint himself with the First Amendment?
Just an idea.
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While most people have been buzzing about music mogul Clive Davis’ bisexuality revelations in his new book, Kelly Clarkson wants to point out what she says is an inaccuracy in the text.
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Wait, what? Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up again? (Fingers crossed!)
The Sun is reporting that they are splitsville due to Rihanna’s affections for Brown’s arch-enemy (and her ex), Drake.
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Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant has made some cryptic comments about a possible band reunion (though still not as cryptic as, “If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now/It’s just a spring clean for the May queen.”)
Fox News reports that Plant told an Australian station that it was the other two living original members who were dragging their feet.
“They are Capricorns and don’t say a word,” he said. “I’m not the bad guy. You need to see the Capricorns. I’ve nothing to do in 2014.”
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After the sad death of Mindy McCready, some people are blaming Dr. Drew Pinsky and his show “Celebrity Rehab,” claiming the reality series is “cursed” because now five people who appeared on it have died.
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Svelte Kate Middleton is finally showing a baby bump, and the world is understandably enthralled with this rare glimpse of a paunch.
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