Maybe the Duggars are strong believers in No Egg Left Behind.
The “19 Kids and Counting” stars are answering critics who question their choice to add a 20th child to their ever-expanding herd.
Folks are wondering if it’s really a good idea to pop out another kid, considering the last addition to the Duggar clan was born premature at 25 weeks, and, the mother, Michelle Duggar, 45, suffered from preeclampsia. If something should happen to Michelle, there will be 19 kids without a mother.
“If we felt that way, we would have stopped back with our second birth,” Michelle, who experienced preeclampsia during her second pregnancy, told People magazine.
We are a pro-choice country, and if Michelle Duggar wants to treat her uterus like a clown car that’s her right. And to the people who are asking how the couple will be able to make ends meet if their reality show is ever canceled, don’t fret: A couple with 20 children would make a fascinating episode of “Hoarders.”
Speaking of kids, Mariah Yeater, the woman who claims to have had Justin Bieber’s baby, is hoping to settle the matter out of court. I know, right? Shocker.
“The wealthy shouldn’t get away with bullying a single mother,” one of Yeater’s lawyers, Jeffrey Leving, said on the “Dr. Drew Show,” adding he wants a “carefully supervised” DNA test to establish paternity.
The teen heartthrob, who has denied he is the baby’s father and has insisted he has never even met Yeater, has agreed to take a paternity test in two weeks when he gets back in the country after a European promotional tour.
Leving also said that Yeater’s basically “a child herself” at just 20.
Yeah, you know who else is a child? Bieber, who was allegedly 16 when your client had sex with him in a bathroom in the Staples Center after one of his concerts. Maybe you should stop speculating on who’s a child in this situation before people start speculating about who is the statutory rapist in this situation.
Of course, this wouldn’t be a Bieber item without a quote from his Twitter feed:
“WE ARE THE #1 ALBUM!! so to the people making up this BS……SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN B*Tches! #ILOVEMYFANS!!” he wrote, after his new Christmas album, “Under the Mistletoe,” reached the No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart.