And speaking of the filthy rich, Martha Stewart is so out of touch with the peasants that after her iPad broke she went on several rants on Twitter about how to get it fixed and why they really should have used unbreakable glass in its design.
“I am still waiting for an apple rep to come pick up my IPad. No action yey,” she tweeted, somehow under the illusion that Apple Geniuses make house calls.
Apparently the computer company was not happy with her screed, because she later tweeted, “i cannot believe that Apple Public Relations is mad at me for tweeting about my Ipad and how to get it fixed! steve jobs gave it to me!”
We feel your pain, babe.
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Kaley Cuoco is engaged to tennis pro Ryan Sweeting after only three months of dating.
ABC is reportedly creating a show that will be a spin-off of “Modern Family.”
A musical based on “The Love Boat” will be coming to Las Vegas.
A man has been arrested for hacking into Miss Teen USA’s webcam and trying to blackmail her for more nude pictures.
The debut of Tom Hanks’ latest movie, “Captain Phillips,” received a standing ovation at the New York Film Festival.
49ers defensive tackle Justin Smith is 34.
Actress Jenna Elfman (“Dharma & Greg”) is 42.
Actress Fran Drescher (“The Nanny”) is 56.
Musician Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers is 56.
Actor Barry Williams (“The Brady Bunch”) is 59.
Singer Marilyn McCoo is 70.
Singer Johnny Mathis is 78.
Actress Angie Dickinson (“Rio Bravo”) is 82.
Author Elie Wiesel (“Night”) is 85.