After weeks of speculation, innuendo and fervent prayers by geeks everywhere that it wasn’t true, we now know that “Maiden of the Mammaries” Kate Upton is indeed dating “Dancing With the Stars” hip-shaker Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
E! confirms the pair were seen smiling, holding hands and probably sharing a sodee pop with two straws in New York this week.
She was dressed in workout gear and he was wearing “skinny jeans and a pink button-down shirt” — which means she likes men comfortable with their sexuality, despite the fact that the hirsute hoofer looks like he could turn into a werewolf at the first sign of a full moon.
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