It was a good week to be a cab driver.
With an estimated 400,000 people attending the Folsom Street Fair on Sunday, business was booming from the start of my shift on Thursday afternoon all the way to Monday morning, when I crawled home from the MacArthur BART station, my mind fried, my bones aching and my pockets bulging with cash.
Thursday started out with epic gridlock in SoMa. My first fare, from Caltrain to Bush and Gough, took 45 minutes and cost $36.
Things just kept going from there.
Friday was even busier. Each time I dropped off a passenger, another fare was waiting to get into my backseat.
“Is some event going on?” a woman asks me at one point. “Why is it surging?”
I want to remind her she was in a cab, thus, I have no clue what’s going on with Uber. And while I know we’re all in an open relationship now, some of us aren’t exactly happy about the arrangement. But instead I politely tell her about the Folsom Street Fair, the AC/DC concert that night at the ballpark and TwitchCon at Moscone Center.
“I’m lucky you came along then,” she says.
“You are,” I agree, as we blow past dozens of people flagging me down.
Saturday … I don’t even remember much about what happened on Saturday after I left my apartment, stumbling down Telegraph, unsure if I would even make it to BART without face-planting into the pavement.
Everything becomes a blur from the strain of multiple 12-hour shifts behind the wheel, the hassle of getting from Oakland to the National yard in Bayview and, somehow, managing to squeeze in a little shut-eye.
Forget about a personal life.
After a while, I’m just a driving machine.
A muscle and a brain.
On Sunday, I start my shift and go straight to SoMa to work the Folsom Street Fair. The annual BDSM and leather subculture fair is the third largest street fair in California, after Pride and the Rose Parade.
I head in on Potrero and then up Division, which is congested. I cut across two lanes of traffic and head down Bryant. Everyone’s turning left at Seventh so I take Sixth and go west on Howard.
There are supposed to be cabstands on Eighth, but once again, I use the same techniques I did with the Dreamforce Gala and Outside Lands. I stick to the periphery — Eighth and Harrison Streets — where I have access to the best avenues of escape.
Folsom Street Fair proves to be pay dirt. And also my gayest — err, I mean, greatest — night of cab driving in San Francisco.
It felt like the old days, when the rest of The City was “Castro adjacent.”
Without a single lull, the rides kept coming, and I just kept shoving the money into my chest pockets.
I transport an endless stream of festivalgoers to and from after parties, many zonked out on GHB, some fully clothed, others half-naked, most clad in leather and everything and anything else in between.
Very few passengers talk, comatose from the drugs, cavorting at the fair and untold hours of dancing.
One guy, who flags me down on Market, spends the entire ride groaning and drooling on his wrestler’s uniform. When I pull up to Park Central, he removes two $5 bills from a striped tube sock. The fare is $12 but I don’t argue. Even though it’s in my best interest to get the hell out of Dodge, I wait to make sure he’s safe. He meanders into Third Street and then onto the sidewalk towards Market.
“You’re going the wrong way!” I yell out my window.
Eventually, he careens in the direction of his hotel.
People continue to pour out of 1015 Folsom long after the 4 a.m. closing time. I could keep going, too, but I have a 4:45 cab. With five minutes to spare, I hit the gas station on Army and turn in.
Three days of sleep later, I’m still wiped out.
Next weekend is the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass festival, which should be another profitable, albeit exhausting, week of cab driving.
As things begin to look up, though, I think about what Late Night Larry told me as he dropped me off at the Civic Center BART on Monday morning:
“Don’t forget … winter is coming.”