Monday night’s “Bachelor: Women Tell All” threw Sean Lowe for a loop when he learned that the booted AshLee was under the impression that he had told her that she was The One. No way, he tells The Hollywood Reporter.

“I’m certainly not calling her a liar, I just think I probably said something she took the wrong way,” Sean says.

After she didn’t receive a rose, viewers could see the greenhouse gasses coming from her ears before she stomped off without a word.  She later described him as a “frat boy,” something he dismisses, and frankly so do we; he’s a devout Christian and probably the most sincere “Bachelor” they’ve ever had.

Alas, the season has been hella dull as a result. Next time bring back the debauched sociopaths.