On the occasion of Zsa Zsa Gabor’s 96th birthday today (“Fahbulous!”), let us check in on the eccentric Hungarian. She’s reportedly languishing in ill health in her Los Angeles mansion, and her husband since 1986, Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, legally handles her affairs, much to the chagrin of her daughter, Francesca Hilton.

According to the Huffington Post, Hilton contested his conservatorship, citing his alleged poor money management and accusing him of barring her from seeing her mom. But last month, a judge upheld his appointment.

Hilton might be right to have her doubts about Anhalt, since the oddball dandy has been rushed to the hospital for not only swallowing a bee and getting his throat stung, but for somehow gluing his eye shut with nail glue. Yeah, that’s the guy you want manning the fort