Life & Style magazine is reporting an alleged affair in 2011 between Justin Bieber and Rihanna (try not to spit out your coffee).  

No one is buying the rumor, of course, but it’s fun to imagine how a girl who could be fatally attracted to bad boy Chris Brown could then turn around and canoodle with a kid who looks like someone you might pay to mow your lawn.

Let’s take this a bit further though: Maybe Justin’s recent spate of drug rumors and thuggin’ it up with rappers (yeah, right) is just an attempt to woo her back? Bieber just needs to wail on someone at Koi or steal Adam Lambert’s parking spot and he is so in.