Just when you thought her cubic zirconia star was about to fade, Kim Kardashian goes and gets herself pregnant with Kanye West’s baby. Now we can enjoy at least two more trimesters of publicity.
TMZ reports that the out-of-wedlock Immoderate Conception happened in Rome in October, because we really needed to know that. It even emphasized that the Vatican is in Rome, as if that means they did it in the Sistine Chapel, perhaps in a confessional booth.
The website also claims the couple are adamant that their baby will not be a reality TV star. But maybe that’s because they know no one can really compete with Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson anyway.
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