They say living well is the best revenge, so why not start with the seat of your womb?

Brandi Glanville may have been dumped by Eddie Cibrian for LeAnn Rimes, but she did what any smart woman might do to get back at him: She bought herself a “vaginal rejuvenation” and charged it to Cibrian’s credit card.

“A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina,” she writes in her upcoming tell-all, “Drinking and Tweeting.” “I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one.”