Astrologer twins Ophira and Tali Edut have shared their 2013 predictions with the New York Daily News, so here goes: confirmed bachelor George Clooney will get married.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will “go the distance,” which for her means more than 72 days. Rihanna will continue to be dangerously drawn to Chris Brown.

Lindsay Lohan could actually start making healthy decisions for herself in a “time of healing, recovery and hitting a necessary rock bottom.” And finally, Anne Hathaway will win an Oscar.

They get paid for this crap?