Demi Moore is reportedly dating again, according to the New York Post, and this time it’s a man even younger than Ashton Kutcher.

Vito Schnabel, the son of artist and director Julian Schnabel, is a 26-year-old art dealer who looks a bit like someone who would appear on “The Bachelor” and might just be the perfect rebound romance.

Various tabloids have described Moore as an emotional wreck since her split with Kutcher. But who among us could deal with having to see our hot ex-husband canoodle all over Europe with Mila Kunis? Ugh. Godspeed, Demi.

Belieb it or not

Remember Mariah Yeater, who said she had a brief exchange of genetic material with Justin Bieber backstage in 2010? She ended up having a baby boy named Trystan, and she says Justin is the Bieby daddy.

According to the New York Daily News, Yeater, 21, filed legal papers more than a year ago claiming his paternity, then withdrew them in hopes of a settlement. Bieber’s lawyer agreed to a DNA test and his side asserts that one was administered, but Yeater’s lawyers say they have yet to get the results.

For the record, Bieber denies ever being in the same room with her, let alone copping to her allegation that he shoved her against the wall for 30 seconds of ecstasy. So what’s the holdup, dude?

You got me feelin’ hella booty

Perez Hilton found a picture of Gavin Rossdale’s right hand grazing his nanny’s butt, and he’s running with it.

“Gwen Stefani’s marriage over??” he blogged.

Rossdale, his two kids and the nanny were photographed hiking, and his digits can clearly be seen at the crest of a blond woman’s buttocks, but a “source” tells Gossip Cop that the shot is just a “harmless” moment caught on film.

It doesn’t help that the couple have been seen leaving a therapist’s office. Our verdict? It seems a bit touchy-feely, and the “nanny” looks a lot like Stefani. Mistaken identity?

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Quick Takes

• Angus T. Jones of “Two and a Half Men” has apologized for denigrating his show as being a tool of Satan.
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• A Vanity Fair photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz and Lena Dunham was interrupted when a young man leaped to his death from the Brooklyn Bridge.