Brace yourself for shocking news: Charlie Sheen did NOT trash a hotel room at a drug- and hooker-fueled party! Wait, really?

Us Weekly claims such a party got the “Anger Management” star banned from the Ritz-Carlton in New York City after he ditched ex-wife Denise Richards and the couple’s daughters and “totally trashed the hotel room,” per a source.

“Escorts were seen coming and leaving,” the source relayed to the tabloid. “In the end, Charlie was told that he wasn’t welcome at another Ritz property ever again.”

Charlie’s rep flatly denied that scenario to TMZ, and the hotel corroborated the denial.

“The hotel room was in pristine condition,” a Ritz representative declared. “Should Mr. Sheen wish to book a room in any Ritz-Carlton hotel in the portfolio, we would be delighted to host his stay.”

Yeah, you might not want to push your luck on that one.  

Bikini Bump

It’s official: Megan Fox is pregnant! It wasn’t confirmed by a publicist, but a picture is worth a thousand words.

While Fox and husband Brian Austin Green celebrated their wedding anniversary in Hawaii, she donned a bikini top and skirt that bared an unmistakable baby bump.

Green was photographed touching and kissing his wife’s belly in a series of photos (that appear ever so slightly posed, if you ask us).