Street tinkler now  has toilet in jail cell

He was pissed in more ways than one.

Authorities said a drunken man who was urinating at the back of a building in Half Moon Bay on Sunday exposed himself to a woman who caught him red-handed.

Sheriff’s deputies responding to the 500 block of Kelly Avenue about 7:45 p.m. determined that the man was “too intoxicated to care for himself.”

Ramiro Cabrera-Roblero, 28, of unincorporated Half Moon Bay was subsequently booked into San Mateo County Jail on public intoxication and indecent exposure charges.

— Mike Aldax

Victim clings to life after  brutal stabbing in SoMa

A knifing in South of Market on Tuesday left a man with life-threatening injuries, police said.

The victim and a man he reportedly knew got into an argument about 9 p.m. in the 400 block of Stevenson Street, police said. The suspect fled after stabbing the man. No arrest had been reported as of Wednesday.

— Carolyn Copeland

Woman recovering after goon shoots into her car

A woman was shot while sitting in a car in the Dogpatch neighborhood early Wednesday morning, police said.

The victim was with a friend at Iowa and 25th streets about 1:45 a.m. when a man approached and fired into the vehicle, police said. The woman’s friend drove her to a hospital, police said, and she is reportedly in stable condition.

No arrest had been reported as of Wednesday.

— Rob Nagle