A man went into a park playground and hung out by a pond on Saturday. Only problem? He apparently forgot that he was still in his car, police said.

The allegedly drunken driver drove into a playground at McLaren Park at around 2:20 a.m., according to police at Ingleside Station. Cops said they found the car stuck “half off the road and in the air” alongside the pond.

The officers said the driver failed all the field sobriety tests.

No injuries were reported.

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