Army recruits have become so fat and unfit that they’ve had to water down basic training.
Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-Tex.: Yes, I broke the rules in diverting scholarships to my friends and family, but it was unintentional. Whoops!
Department of bad cliches and mixed metaphors: “He has come to symbolize a tension…”
Alaska libertarians: No sore losers on our ticket.
Invest today in tomorrow’s apocalypse.
