Actual AP Lede: VINEYARD HAVEN, Mass. – Finally, President Barack Obama can relax on vacation.

“If they decide to sue instead of accepting [the BP] settlement, they could face years of litigation; and if they decide to accept the settlement, it could come before the full damage from the spill is known.”

NYT Ed Board starts to panic over the election.

Dems trail among seniors by 15 points, try to placate them with diabetic cookies.

They caught the fugitive.

Evanston, Ill. pays $40,000 in legal fees trying to collect a $635 fine.

Is the moon shrinking?

In Australia, it’s the night before Election Day.