Wow, this is big, people, really big, big, big! It's a guaranteed monster hit that's going to top the charts like nothing since John, Paul, George, and Ringo opened on Ed Sullivan's Really Big Sheoowww!!
It's Nancy and the Progressives' smash single, "It was Recovery Summer," written by that lyrical genius from Harvard, Barack Obama, and brought to you today exclusively by Politizoid here on The Examiner's Beltway Confidential. So give it up for Nancy and the Progressives: