Author: Broke-Ass Stuart

San Francisco has gone to the dogs

I’ve got a pretty fantastic living situation. Solid rent control, great roommates, centrally located. Sure we don’t have a living…

5 days ago

Send in the clowns, and 4 a.m. bar closings

When I lived in Brooklyn I saw a lot of sunrises. The bars would let out at 4 am and…

2 weeks ago

Los Angeles rising as option for defectors of S.F.

Los Angeles is the world’s biggest high school. Celebrities function as the “popular kids” and like high school, much of…

3 weeks ago

All of San Francisco should be shouldering construction

By 8 a.m. the jackhammers were already going. The pounding permeated the 100 year old walls of my apartment like…

4 weeks ago

Weed without the worry

I’ve been smoking a lot of weed lately. After I’m done with my work day, or if I’m just hanging…

1 month ago

Fear and Loathing in Frisco

The movie “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” is currently on Netflix, so the other night my girlfriend and I…

1 month ago

Fogust is festival season

It’s August in San Francisco, which means foggy, freezing weather. While the rest of the Northern Hemisphere is schvitzing their…

2 months ago

Opt into San Francisco

What does it mean to be a San Franciscan? Is it just having an address here? Is it voting locally?…

2 months ago