It’s one thing to complain about all that darn attention, but the minute it’s gone it kind of sucks. Just ask Paris Hilton. The heiress told The Sun that she’s decided to turn her back on fame -- but someone needs to tell her that her audience turned its back on her about five years ago. Paris’ last ego-driven reality show tanked, and she’s lucky if anyone follows her aroundBeverly Hills with a camera while she pouts over $2,000 mini-dresses. Read More

In a good example of life imitating art, no one wants to pay for Melissa Joan Hart’s movie “Darci’s Walk of Shame.” The ‘90s teen-sitcom star took to crowdfunding site Kickstarter to try to raise $2 million to make the film in which she would star. But the effort was abandoned after only 315 people donated a total of about $51,000, according to The Huffington Post. Cue descending trombone sound byte. Read More

O.J. Simpson appeared in court Wednesday to make a case for overturning his armed robbery and kidnapping convictions. Too bad Johnny Cochrane is dead, because Simpson is blaming his imprisonment on his old defense attorney, Yale Galanter. Read More

Just when you thought you had heard the last bizarre Justin Bieber tale, out comes this doozy from South Africa. Apparently some thieves tunneled their way into the safe room at the arena in which The Biebs was performing inJohannesburg, lowered themselves down into it with ropes, then made off with $330,000 cash. The cops apparently believe it was an inside job, but J-Bib wants to make sure he’s off the suspects list. Read More